Tuesday, September 23, 2008

"I just swallowed a fly!"



Top 5 reasons I'm not panicking about being completely oblivious as to what Plato was getting at in the first five pages of the Republic today.

1. I haven't heard Plato referenced once in this upcoming election but Sarah Palin's credibility as a hockey mom has.

2. Socratic method would suggest that I should respond with a series of questions anyway. A confused look with do just fine.

3. I've only got a year and a half of teenage angst and indifference left in me so why am I caring about politics yet anyway?

4. I have wikipedia. The Greeks didn't.

5. I'm becoming increasingly good at voicing my opinion with an air of authority on topics I have no idea about. "wall street's strugglin again? ...supply and demand eh?"

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