"so you're saying you used to write each individual letter with your hand... haha..oh your serious?"

"Josh, you tool. I can't believe you betrayed me for a device that represents a line of machines that will inevitably subvert the greater human intelligence in the universe and eventually take over the world. You're only a shell of the man I thought you were."

-my bank account





"Hey buddy, whats wro...oh don't cry. shhh, there-there, I'll be your friend. Don't you worry, I'll take care of everything."

-my new Macbook

Youtube some Batman Beyond- such a good series... You can be cool and do it at the same time.... I think.