Chaperoning Mom for Penn State sponsored, middle school science competition in town: Oh let me tell you, one time in college I went to a final exam drinking straight black coffee; it was so much coffee I've never had so much coffee. I was so jittery and such.
Middle school student: (with sheer amazement) how did you do on the exam?
Chaperoning Mom: Well I'm here today aren't I? But I'll tell you- er... well I've never done cocaine, but I mean, it was pretty scary nonetheless.
-Starbucks
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